I will be using my best judgment gained from years of reading the New York Times and the BBC to label you, from the cold, weasel-like perception of Karl Rove.
If you think you might be a terrorist, please stop and call the FBI immediately, or run for Congress.
One or the other, doesn't really bother me.
Note: I've recently done some tweaking with this test. It's still really new, so I'd love some feedback!