• Please note: Although this test implies that it's designed for gay males, it is curiously effective for bi and even straight creatures of all genders. Don't you hate not knowing if that hottie whose profile you've memorized would actually click with you in the sack? Sure, they measure up on all the other compatibility tests, and even seem to fit the bill in their self-description, but that's just when they're clothed. Maybe they play on the same team, but let's make sure they don't play the same position! Even if you're a switch hitter, this test should let them know if they should even try to swing the bat. Ugghh... Enough sports analogies. Let's go "straight" to the showers!