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“Hey, I read your profile, and I think we’d make a great match!”
“Hey sexy…wanna get to know each other a little better?”
“hi, ur hawt, letz hukup.”
I don’t send people messages on OkCupid.
Only if we’ve talked for a long time and feel comfortable meeting.
It’s become more of a habit because I’m such a people person!
Sure, how else am I supposed to date people and find random hookups?
I don’t meet people offline, no matter what the circumstances.
They’re okay, they think I’m okay, we’re ordinary-plain-and-simple.
My family knows everything about me down to my sex life details.
I don’t talk to my family for one reason or another, I am more independent.
My family and I support each other when needed and are close to each other.
I think I’m okay, nothing special, just like everyone else.
I am the best of the best! It’s hard to top someone like me.
I honestly don’t have much self-esteem, but I’m working on it.
I think I’m pretty damn special, unique, and very individualistic.
I let the woman choose.
I would have the night planned from beginning to end: dinner, movie, goodnight kiss.
I would pick her up and then we’d both decide what to do.
We wouldn’t go anywhere, I’d offer to cook her dinner, then snuggle up and watch a movie.
The standard roses and baby’s breath.
Something colorful like wildflowers.
The first thing that I see in the store that I like
Something unique like blue roses.
I think I’m okay, but I prefer to use/use more of the TXT/IM grammar.
I was never really good at English/grammar, but you can still understand what I’m saying.
I am OCD about my English and grammar. (when someone uses their for there, it pisses me off)
I make mistakes like everyone does.
A drop dead gorgeous girl, nomatter what the girl’s personality is like.
An intelligent girl, nomatter what the girl looks like.
It’s too hard to answer this question, I look for much more than this in a girl.
Can’t I have everything? Drop dead gorgeous looks, intelligence, humor etc…
Yes, she is my woman, and we will have a family that is brought up with sports!
Yes, if she so chooses, but I won’t force her.
No, it’s a man-bonding time, not for chics.
Even though I’m a guy, sports don’t interest me.
ALL OF THE ABOVE
Depends on the reason they didn’t like her, if it was a feasible reason, I might question the relationship.
I would believe my girlfriend to be innocent in the matter, and say “screw you” to my friends.
I would believe my friends to be telling the complete truth, I must’ve been blind when I asked her out.
I don’t have friends.
Um, I’m the guy, isn’t it obvious?
Even though I’m a guy, I like to be pampered; I’d rather have my girlfriend take control.
I would prefer the relationship to be 50/50, give and take.
Can’t I wear a kilt?
Yes, I wear cologne, and expect my girl to wear some sort of perfume or body spray.
Soap and water is my cologne, I like my girl to curl up and smell my natural scents.
I wear cologne on special occasions, but not everyday or it would give me a headache.
Axe body spray, screw cologne.
I brush them once a day, and get them flossed at every dentist visit.
I use mouthwash, brush them at least twice a day, floss once a day, and use whitener strips.
I brush twice a day, floss a few times a week, and use mouthwash when I need it.
My teeth look like shit, and I’m too lazy to take care of them.
I hate video games, they are pointless.
I play them alone or with other people, as long as I win!
It relaxes my mind to play video games, no matter what system or game.
Um, are you kidding? I have the latest Soundblaster X-fi Xtreme Gamer Fatality Professional!!
Oranges: because it takes a while to peel away the outside to get to the juicy center.
Bananas: Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Banana Phone.
Pineapple: It bites back.
Grapes: The fruit of hope and second chances.
You find out that all the women in her family grow mustaches at the age of 30.
You find out that she’s gained 20 pounds since you started to date her.
You find out that she is high maintenance, and needs to be pampered weekly.
You find out that she only owns granny panties for underwear.
You find out that she doesn’t want kids in her future.
You find out that she will be traveling alone and frequently for her job for the rest of her life.
You find out that she doesn’t have strong family ties.
You find out that she doesn’t have the same religious beliefs as you do.
I’d rather walk.
I swing both ways.
Politics? Ewwww, get away from me!
Scientific Learning Pathologist
Sapphist Lingual Pathologist
Sappy Loopy Person
Speech Language Pathologist
I already told you I wasn’t good at English and Grammar.
I am quite aware of the syntax, morphology, phonology, semantics, and pragmatic relations within my lexicon.
They make my brain hurt, so I try to use more simple language. Me want food.
I’m average, not advanced, not jibberish, just an average English speaker.
Body building/muscular women
Average/curvy/can be overweight
I don't like pets, just people.
I’d take you to McDonalds.
I like my girlfriend to wear no make-up, I just enjoy her natural beauty.
I like my girlfriend to wear some make-up, just so it looks natural.
I like my girlfriend to wear her make-up so she looks attractive.
I like my girlfriend to do whatever makes her confident, it doesn’t matter to me.
I hate any person who is shorter than 3 feet.
I enjoy kids, just so long as I don’t have to take them home.
I want one kid, I think that’s about all I could handle.
I want two or more kids, whenever we stop, we stop. I want a big family, as long as I can support them.
I want my wife to be more of a housewife, take care of the kids, and I’ll bring home the bacon.
I want my wife to be able to choose whether or not she has to work based off of my high income.
I want her to bring home all of the income so I can be a stay-at-home husband/father.
I want a 50/50 split between housework and making money for us/our family.
I can’t help the way I am, I’m against it. Races should stay with their own race.
It bothers me a little, especially for the children’s sake as they grow up.
I don’t mind them one bit, but I probably will never be in one myself.
I don’t mind them one bit, and would willingly be in one myself.
I’m not looking for one.
I want more of a casual sex partner/friends with benefits package.
I want a casual relationship, but no serious commitment.
I am looking for something serious, potentially long-term.
I would move to wherever works best for her.
I would request her to move to wherever works best for me.
I would try and compromise with distance and our families/friends.
I wouldn’t adjust my living situations no matter how much I loved a girl.
I’m a big city kinda guy. I need the nightlife options to keep me balanced.
I’m a country boy. Give me fields, animals, and dirt roads and I’m happy.
I’m a suburbs man. I prefer to be close enough to the city to do things but far enough away for peace and quiet.
I live in a box.
I like just kicking back and relaxing on my couch during my time off.
I wouldn’t mind traveling within a day’s drive someplace away from my home.
I wouldn’t mind jumping on a plane and flying anywhere around my country.
I wouldn’t mind traveling anywhere within my country or internationally.
My idea of romance is a candlelight dinner and focusing the whole night on my lady.
My idea of romance is popping porn in the DVD player and getting down to business.
My idea of romance is focusing on the simple things that will make my girl speechless.
Romance is for Shakespeare…
I like to get expensive things and give them.
I like to get homemade things and give them.
I like to stick with simple meaningful gifts, nomatter the price.
I’m too poor to give gifts, but I’m willing to receive!
I am a virgin and won’t be having sex until I’m married.
If she’s hot enough, the first time we meet.
At least 3 dates.
It varies from girl to girl.
Masturbate in front of her. I love touching myself if it turns a girl on.
Have a threesome with a girl. Lesbian type action makes me unbelievably horny.
Have a threesome with a guy. Anything to make my girl feel dominated and well pleased in the bedroom.
Experimenting with kinky variations (handcuffs, whips, chains, toys etc).
I like a girl who goes commando.
It’s harming the minds of our society.
It doesn’t bother me, but I don’t go looking for it often.
If I don’t feel satisfied, I turn to it for some relief.
It’s a part of my daily routine so I don’t get blue balls.
They are filthy and shouldn’t be looking at crap.
They are pathetic and turn to porn because they can’t get some in real life.
Girls and guys who watch porn are on the same level for me.
It’s a big turn on if a girl I’m with enjoys porn.
Respect her wishes, and assume she has a reason not to want a bruised body part…
Laugh and assume she’s just playing with me. No always means yes with girls.
I like to play it rough, and she told me she does too. I’d give her a dark one right where everyone can see.
What’s a hickey?
We’d both be dressed as teachers fooling around in the lounge after hours.
I would be dressed as a homeless man, and you would be corporate executive.
You would be a homeless woman, and I would be the corporate executive.
You’d be catwoman, and I’d chase you around the bedroom in my batman cape.
There is more than one?
I like doggie style, pulling her hair, and smacking her ass.
I like switching it up to make things interesting.
I like anything where I can look in her eyes and make love to her the right way.
I like to be submissive for my girl.
I like to dominate my girl.
I can switch it up and be dominating or submissive.
Can’t we just be neutral?
They all disgust me.
I’m a virgin, thanks.
I’ve slept with 1-5 people.
I’ve slept with 6+ people.
To be honest, I lost count.
Inside of a girl (ass or pussy).
In a girl’s mouth and have her swallow it all.
All over the girl, on her face, chest, stomach, etc…
Wherever the girl is most comfortable having you cum.
I’ve always heard girls are hornier during that time, so I would still hit it.
I would still hit that as long as we were taking a shower in dim light.
That is disgusting; I would never have sex with a girl during her time of the month!
I'd just give her space, and wait for her to say when we can kiss and be close again.
I love being naked all the time, the more natural the better!
I am a private person, and prefer to keep my clothes on as much as possible.
I get naked to bathe, and for intimate moments with a girl I care about.
I will get naked for bathing and intimate moments, but I feel awkward.
I told you, I’m a virgin.
In/on top of a vehicle of some sort.
In someone’s bed/floor.
Somewhere like a subway, public park, phone booth, swimming pool, etc…
On the lips, where else?
On the neck.
All over her body.
I don’t kiss, I bite.
I’ve made a few videos with some exes for us to watch together.
I’ve taken naughty photos of myself, and that’s about it.
It’s not something I think is necessary.
I’ve taken photos or taped other people doing things, but not myself.
The cute stuff: holding hands, cuddling, Eskimo kisses
The sex, oh yes, the sex…bow chicka bow wow.
The kissing. Nothing else helps convey inner-most feelings.
Foreplay. It’s way more fun and pleasing than actual sex.
I don't do pet names, they are a bit immature.
Dirty names (Whore, skank, slut, bitch, manwhore)
Cute names (Dear, hunny, sweetheart, darling)
Private names that have an inside joke meaning
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