• Welcome to my Are You An Alcoholic Test. I got nailed for a DUI not too long ago, and had to take an alcohol assessment test. I have found a copy of the damn thing and thought...hey I'm gonna use it to test YOU! I switched it up a bit with questions of my own to make it not so lame. So all you bar fly, keg stand taking, shot lining, wake up in the morning have a bloody mary, dont need a chaser with quervo drinking party animals!!! You're going to find out just how much of an alcoholic you really are.