• Here's the low-down: I like to consider myself a pretty "realistic" person. This is why I have a tendancy to get absolutely fuckin' blown out the water by what is probably best described as 'Modern Day Hippies'. Don't get me wrong - I have no problem with middle aged people who were ACTUALLY AT the original Woodstock and were in it from the begining, but younger generations who actually believe in shit like the existance of fairies, garden knomes, crystal healing and negative and positive energies and make stupid statements like "I don't eat anything that wasn't already dead first because it has feelings too" need to stop taking so many drugs, cut their hair, pull up their pants and get a proper fucking job...If you think you fall into this category then don't even bother taking this test, you're just gonna confirm what most people already know - you're an idiot. Otherwise have fun with it, but seriously, don't contact me if you score high...