• Hi! And welcome to my "Are You an eHarmony Reject?" test. eHarmony is a dating web site that offers a free but time-consuming 29 dimensional compatibility test. Over the past few years, a (small?)number of people plodded through the test only to be told that there were no matches for them. People compared notes and came to perceive a pattern: those who were rejected were insufficiently religious or insufficiently heterosexual. In fact, at least one lesbian was suing eHarmony at the time that this test was being written. This test is a parody and is just for fun. Any resemblance to actual eHarmony questions is coincidental. Even the logo is a parody. I don't wanna get sued by eHarmony. Or by lesbians either.