• Hi! And welcome to my Are you an Ike Turner Type Test Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS. In Preparation for this test I researched a vast array of abusers. Not one of them compared to Ike Turner. So, I purpose to demonstrate with certainty that everyone is not abusive. All types of abuse go hand and hand. So please dont be upset at the results of this test (Ike Turner) and send me hate mail.
  • Assuming you are not Ike Turner, Have you ever hit your significant other?
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    Have you ever been loud with your significant Other?

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    Have you ever tried to deceive your S.O.? Like making them think you were at work when you were really at the bar.

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    Have you ever enjoyed playing games like Slug Bug and wanted so bad to find the next Volkswagen first so you could smack your S.O.?

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    In the bed room, did you ever want to have grudge sex? You know, the kind that is fast and ruff because of something your S.O. did that day.

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    In the bed room, did you ever want to have grudge sex? You know, the kind that is fast and ruff because of something your S.O. did that day.

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    Do you like Magic? You know! Mind tricks? Do you like to play mind games?