• Everyone is fucked up. It's fact. I can prove it on an etch-a-sketch. So it simply becomes a question of degree: how fucked up are you? And of course: How are aware of your own fucked-upness are you? While no test of this type can be absolutely 100% accurate, I feel I've covered the bases fairly well, so if you skip a question (with an exception or two, noted as such) it will affect your score. So dig deep, y'all, and touch your inner freak.