The Are you as fucked up as me Test

This test will determine through no logic at all and entirely arbitrary questions, some of which are based around things I've done or seen, and some of which are just shit I thought up, whether you are as fucked up as me. It is possible to score even more fucked up then me, but please try and be somewhat honest. some questions are worth more points then others, depending on how fucked up I deemed the answers.