• Guten Tag! In case you're like "What the..." now... that was what people call German. This really short test is for all those really annoying American people whose great-great grandwhatever was from Germany and who see themselves as German. Or for those who wonder what kind of weird people Germans are and want to make sure they don't have anything in common with those Germans... Or for people from Germany, of course, who are patriotic (except the Nazis) or just wondering what kind of shit I'm writing here... In case that you're a Nazi... Fuck off and get some hair, balding! *have fun*