So you've been having sex for awhile now and you think you've gotten pretty alright. Then your significant other dumps you and says 'by the way, you suck in bed' and it sends you into a tailspin.
"Am I really bad in bed? Or was he/she just saying that?"
"What am I doing wrong?"
"DEAR GOD, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME BEFORE NOW??!?!?!?!?!?!"
Now calm down, sissy girl. If this is a problem, you need to know now so you don't grow old alone while scores of women and/or men snicker at you behind your back in the grocery store. Bad sex is a disease you don't want to spread, my friend, but freaking out won't help. By the end of this test, you will know not only how much sexual knowledge you have, but how much sexual ability you possess as well. Don't question me. I can tell.