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yes-I have been in love once or twice
no-there's no such thing
yes-I fall in love frequently
not sure/haven't experienced
Yes-but was sorry afterwards
No-that is wrong
yes-they deserved it
No-I wouldn't want that to happen to me
bright vibrant colors
lots of cheese!
lots of meat!
lots of veggies!
don't like pizza
ughh...perfume makes me gag
meaningless sex is a sad thing.
did it & liked it
didn't do it/don't like it
no-but I get by
comedies (think Adam Sandler)
don't like movies
sexy as hell
scary and a threat to my ego
I'll do ANYTHING in public
okay in moderation
keep it in the bedroom
not my cup of tea
casual (jeans & t-shirt)
grungy(wrinkled & dirty)
whoa-I'm a nudist!
hanging out with a few friends
P.A.R.T...Y? Cause I gotta!!
like to stay home/no plans
exploring new adventures
spicy-I like it hot!
salty-hand over the shaker!
Yes-gimme the damn remote.
some.but I'm not obssessed.
Too busy to care about that.
Tiger-fierce and stalking your prey
Dog-loyal and true
Rabbit-quick to run and shy
Fox-good looking but sneaky
showering her with affection
showering with gifts/candy
showering her with your slobber
not showering at all
ignore the ex. You did much better with the new girl!
walk over and introduce your new love to the ex.after all, we're all adults here.
make a scene in which you are obviously trying to make the ex jealous.
start going on and on (loudly) about how that bitch hurt you
Slow and sensual-I like to take my time.
Fast & Furious-this is a race to the finish!
Varies with my mood.
It's not called lovemaking...
angry right now but this is an opportunity to explore other choices
angry and suicidal.and you want to take people with you.
start planning revenge on the S.O.B that fired me.
who cares? My woman will support my lazy butt.
I enjoy reading them immensely.
They're okay,I read them sometimes.
I'd rather read a newspaper/magazine.
books make great coasters for my beer!
I like it alot!
One or two are okay,nothing outlandish.
I have a bunch of tattoos,but I don't like them on the ladies.
Ughh...it makes them look sleazy.
I want her au natural.
I want her to wear some.
Red lipstick looks hot!
coat it on,baby.you're my clown.
nada.I'm letting it ALL hang out!
yours.when you go to sleep I'm gonna steal your lingerie!
big bustling city for me.
cottage by the sea.
log cabin in the woods.
dumpster or cardboard box.
hell yeah-shake it baby!
take it or leave it/don't really care.
jeez.her butt is HUGE! can't help but stare.
totally gross.I like 'em anorexic and sickly.
yeah I've got trophies and dead animals all over the place.
Poor Bambi.No Way.
I only hunt for food.
I'm the one being hunted.
both equally good.
sliced up banana
Yes-I love a good joke
No-I'm a pretty serious guy mostly
One time, in bandcamp...
leave me alone so I can hide these dead bodies...
I've got a hot car,baby.
I've got a fancy house,baby.
I've got a hot body,baby.
I've got a hot mind,baby.
Dracula.damn he gets alot of action!
Bigfoot.He's even hairier than me!
none.I have never watched a monster movie.
Yes-it was interesting!
No-you pretty much bored me to death.
Yes-I bet you're an amazing woman!
Hell no-are you a crazy lady?
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