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Sail toward the whirlpool and try to navigate around it.
Sail straight for the whirlpool...I'm man enough to make it out alive.
Head for the island; sure I'll lose a few men, but I'll still be cool, right?
Go back and find a new way home.
Risking personal bodily harm, let the monster get close enough to eat me, and then chop his damn arm off. Bleed it out, bitch.
Find a strong, brave, and relatively expendable character from another land to slay this foul beast.
Now that you mention it, moving sounds like a good plan.
To hell with this! I am going to use my machismo to make sure the sun never sets again.
Drain the lake; make her fight on my terms.
Fill the lake in with concrete; let's see if she can transmute stone.
Defying all basic concepts of the way we humans breathe, I will swim to the bottom of this lake and spend an inordinate amount of time there. Then, with complete disregard to the laws of physics, I shall do battle with this her, killing her, too.
Pollute the lake, forcing her to come fight you on land, but potentially eliminating your people's only source of water.
Nothing, the damn thing's probably rabid and more trouble than it would be worth to save.
Run in screaming, inadvertently making myself their god.
Sneak in and free the gorilla and then using my new companion, slaughter the savages.
Sneak in and free the gorilla and escape unnoticed.
Run and gather my men to fight back.
Kill them all.
Impossible, I'm always watching my back.
I would use cunning logic and my winning personality to convince these gentlement that they should allign themselves with me, instead.
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