• Hi! And welcome to my test. In this test, I'll ask a few simple questions to see if you're my dream girl. The winner gets my hand in marriage and half of my worldly posessions. (And if you score well, I'll actually send you something in the mail.)

    Proceed carefully, enjoy, and good luck.


    As a note, the highest scoring answers to these questions are often the non-obvious answers. In other words, you have the best chance to score high if you're actually honest.

    (And don't forget to rate the test and all that stuff. And remember: I love you.)

    NOW WITH IMPROVED RESULTS PAGES - THIS IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE COOLEST TESTS EVER