OkCupid.com: Free Online Dating
“The Google ofonline dating”
— The Boston Globe
“The bestfree dating site”
“A favorite hangoutfor internet goers”
— The Village Voice
— Some guy on Yelp
Written by GadzooksBatman
I'm an alcoholic sitting half naked on my bean bag chair with a bag of Fritos and nothing else to do
I need to know if I am manly enough
My girlfriend called me a pussy
I want to be your Prince and your Protector
My Fidel Castro action figure.
My girlfriend, safely between me and my broad sword.
My dog. As in CANINE.
A dog... pool hall stray.
fresh air, stoke the fire, eggs and potatoes.
brief case, cell phones, white button down, special k.
morning? wake and bake.
shave, exfoliate, moisturize, floss, gel.
working on it."
is your housemate, does your laundry, signed you up for OkCupid.
gets roses from you on YOUR birthday.
flew the coop.
can kick any honor student's ass.
a crotch rocket.
a pair of Chuck Taylors.
by responsibly steering her away from dicey situations"
with my presence, my stare, my ramrod posture."
when nobody else will."
through physical obliteration."
"...does that mean she has 'real' tits?"
anticipates my every need.
requires integrity, intelligence, and energy.
Go on a spiritual retreat.
Hike the Colorado trail.
Do volunteer work.
erotic fiction for women.
a revolutionary handbook.
a football playbook.
To be honorable.
To be erudite.
To be alpha.
To be sexy.
The How Arrogant Are You Test
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The East Coast-West Coast Test
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The Song of Ice and Fire Personality Test
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The Ethical Slut Test
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