• Hi! And welcome to my are you me right now test. Do you think you are me? Well now, once and for all, you can find out. Hmmmm. If you really need to. You should probably not bother. This test is a little crap, and the bits that are not crap are just plain weird, and will only leave you worse off than when you began. TODO: REWRITE THIS BECAUSE IT HAS A SENTENCE THAT STARTS WITH A CONJUNCTION AND THEREFORE IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.