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Yes, Sir/Ma'am, I'll get right to it. (and actully do)
Yes Sir/Ma'am and let yourself fall back asleep
It is 4am, cook yourself something to eat, I'm going back to sleep
Are your arms broke?
Eh, they will get over it.
Saddened, I displeased them.
I do everything I can to make it up, but still feel bad.
Who cares, You do what you want.
I do what ever they want to please them.
Wait, I'm yours, no one elses
I'm sorry you want me to do who?
HAHAHAHAHA, You want someone to screw them, you do it!
You think it would be fun, so you run out the door, and scream your Master is a cheap whore.
You actully pay attention and do what you are told.
You open the window and scream "My Master is a cheap whore"
You say "yes sir/ma'am" and strip, walking outside you scream "I am a cheap whore"
Yes,but the jerk knows I dont feel well...
No, screw him, I'm sick.
Tell him you will go to please him but you do not feel well.
"No I told you I AM sick I AM NOT GOING!"
I do what ever he wants me to do.
I go and refuse to do anything, I'm sick.
I do only half the things he wants me to do, again I'm sick I can only do somethings.
As I said before I wont go.
You whisper "I am sick, please dont make me go"
WHAT the hell I told you I AM sick
You do the housework as you was told.
You play on Okcupid and ignore what he said.
You figure you will make an excuse that he/she will let you live with.
Refuse to do it and face your punishments when he/she gets home.
Yes Sir/Ma'am, but can you please be gental?
Yes Sir/Ma'am what ever you wish
Get ready for it, and grab a lot of Lube!!!!
Knowing it will please them, but you wont enjoy it, make it hell for them.
I am a slave in my mind.
I am a submissive in my mind
I dont think I am either.
I think I couldnt give over total control.
The Pointless Compatibility Test
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Famous Movie Quotes Test
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The Annoying or Creepy OkCupid! User Test
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The Masculinity/Femininity Test
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The Stupid OKCupid Questions Test
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