The Are You My Husband Test

Like running away

Depends on the day

Like punching the person

Like smiling

Screw up your face and wonder "Why?"

Chase after them

Laugh and smile to yourself

Shout "Love you too!"

I saw that "crow" a mile away...

Crow? What crow?

"Alright. State your business, Mr. Crow."

"Eat rock, bird!"

Yes, it exists. And Good will always triumph over Evil.

No. Light is everywhere you look. Just open your eyes.

Yes, it exits. But, one cannot be without the other. Its a balance.

No, it does not exist. Neither does Good. They are merely perceptions of our reality.

Wish he'd notice you, and either try to get his attention; and/or wonder why hot guys don't check you out.

Recognize that you just have to talk to him, or you'll regret it for the rest of your life, and run after him!

Realize that you've seen that ass before... and those shoes... Fuck.

Clear your head because you totally imagined it.

Ignore them.

Are homeless too!

Tell them that if you had change, you'd give it.

Buy them a meal.

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Catcher In The Rye

Siddhartha

The Alchemist

Accepted this a long time ago, and make do.

Know when the time is right, you'll change the world.

Fight, goddammit! Activism is who I am.

Don't believe its as bad as they make it out to be.

With your hands.

With your mind.

With your heart.

With your cock.