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I've planned the entire evening from the candlelit dinner to carrying her over the threshhold to our bedroom later that night.
I've covered the house in rose petals and bought her a ring.
I've pledged my time and body to her wishes.
a lingering gaze and a snug hug
stare at her eyes and kiss her hand
bow and introduce myself
I already asked her father's permission, they already met me.
at the very last minute explain that you already called and scheduled a picnic for the four of you
cower behind her and/or grin and hope they like me
shake hands with her father and kiss her mother's hand complimenting her beauty and her daughter's
I instantly pack up my life and go where my lady wishes, after all it wasn't that difficult for me.
I ask her where she would like us to live together, if that is what she wants.
I immediately propose and ask her to move in with me.
Call everything off....silly inconveniences and waste of time
Pft! Females! Can't she get herself out of it???
Console her if at all possible and inform the authorities...someone is going to pay!
Immediately find a way to rescue her or die trying!
Rescue her and whisk her away to the safety of my humble abode for all eternity.
This is the modern world. I drive a car!
a pure white stallion of course!
I would carry her if I had to.
Any carriage that is fit for my lady.
I'm wearing my underarmor. (Nike haha)
Shining silver with my lady's favor.
Aluminum foil, I'm not a real knight, but it's Halloween.
I always enjoy doing things for my lady.
It was a blatant waste of my time.
I wanted to learn more about the author by studying her moves.
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