The Are You Qualified for the Position (males only) Test

sexy because of her curves

sexy because of her laugh

sexy because of how she can hold a conversation

sexy because she's a stranger

100% truthful - I want to meet a girl face-to-face someday and I want her to like me for me.

75-90% truthful - I tell the truth on the things that matter but I tend to hold back on some things that are either too personal or unclear how they are being asked of me.

40-65% truthful - I often have difficulty knowing what's the truth - both to me and to the world around me. Who's asking anyway????

0% - who's to say I'm truthful enough to answer this question truthfully?

You hate the choice almost automatically and express your disgust openly. If you're not learning something, it's a waste of time and is most likely eroding what collective intelligence there is in the room.

You can tolerate some classics but usually get real bored, real fast. Your boredom tends to show but it's the only expression of displeasure you display.

You love Thursday nights on Prime Time. You can't wait for April when all the favourites come back. Otherwise, you might not like what's on the TV but you can find the humor in most comedy shows no matter how cheesy the humor might be.

TV is your best friend. You know what's on, when it's on and if you miss something, you're watching it on sidereel within hours.

Cats. I like having a pet but dogs are a hassle and I don't have the time.

Dogs. I like having a pet and a cat can't go with you for an outdoor jog and it might not listen to a word you say. How many cats do you know laugh your jokes?

I'd like (if I don't already) to have a pet or two. Cats and dogs are both possibilites but it would have to be an equally-made decision with the people in my life.

animals are expensive and waste of time. They're certainly not something I look for in a mate

You. Only you. People have their opinions but they don't you nor will they ever know what's best for you.

You. You're in control of your life, however, when making a decision you like to incorporate the perspectives of those closest to you. You may agree or disagree with them but you are always welcome to a discussion.

Someone else. Please. You don't like making decisions. Let's both appoint someone else "better qualified" to answer these questions for you.

Your mom/dad/parental figure. Right or wrong you've never grown to appreciate you making your own choices in the things that matter.