Hello and welcome to my test! Grab a pint, sit back, and get ready for a really long test to see if you are really the woman for me. If you're a man, sorry, this test isn't really for you.
This test will cover your personality, certain physical aspects and your views on sex. No, there won't be any dirty pictures in there, but the questions are potentially embarrassing so be ready for that. I'd say be honest and all that, but cheating to get a higher score is kind of flattering.
Enough talk, let the games begin!