• How scary are you? Do grown men quiver and quail at the merest glint in your steely eye? Can you command legions of minions to do your bidding in at least three continents? Are you capable of being equally scary in several modern languages and a few dead ones, whether in person, on paper, or some electronic format. Is that electronic format one you devised yourself, prior to it being accepted as an international standard? Let's find out.