• Salve! Welcome to my Are You t3h Awesome Test. I'll be using advanced logic and Jedi mind control to determine if you are frickin' sweet. Heehe. This is like mad libs. Anyway, try not to do your best, and do try to avoid getting sweaty. I've benevolently included a recent photo of myself (see above), which will hopefully jumpstart the process for you. UPDATE: I wrote this a long time ago and nobody ever gets higher than like an 80. So don't feel bad. It's just for fun. :-)