Hi! And welcome to my Are you the guy of my dreams Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Namely, how much you rock my socks and if you are the sort of a guy I want to do the settling down thing with :=) I will ask about your looks, your values, your sexual preferences, your tastes in music and movies and books, and all sorts of random things that I think matter.
and yes, I know. this is riddled with typos, and sometimes the I/you bits are confusing. But since I am lazy, I am taking my time fixing them.
ETA: this test has been heavily adjusted, scoring-wise.