The Are You Truly Erudite? Test

Just about everyone in the United States has to pass at least four years of English classes, but that doesn't mean they can lay claim to true erudition. It takes more than a memorized sonnet or two to hang with the true English nerds. Are you qualified?

As one of my professors in college said, "there is no one right answer, but there are wrong answers." While this is a multiple choice test, you will notice that some of the questions appear to have more than one right answer. Some answers are more right than others, whereas others are just plain wrong. Choose wisely, and remember that the more obscure the fact, the more it shows off your erudition.