Hi! And welcome to my Are you what I am looking for? Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature and compatability to me.
I have chosen some questions that have an impact on what I would or would not consider for a possible match to me. It is important that you answer the questions with a high degree of seriousness and honesty. Unless of course, you think humor is an extremely large part of life and refuse to answer any questions seriously, and only want to take the test to have another notch on your OkCupid Test Belt. If this is the case, then do not expect to get an accurate reading of compatibility. Also do not get offended if I in turn, use my degree of humor to lambaste you into your proper place.
Now, with that said, I hope I do not offend anyone who takes my test, as I do have a sense of humor, and I have placed tidbits of in each question, and various places throughout this quiz. Additionally, I do not mean any physical harm to anyone, unless of course, I am defending my personal being or those closest to me. Then, and only then, will I do what I have to to come out alive and fairly unscathed.
Let's now begin..............