• So, the bespectacled gent in the corner of the coffee shop is eying you over his MacBook Pro, is he? It seems the babe in the library is reading you like The Divine Comedy, does it? You should know if that heel-to-head sweep is a come-hither gesture or a thinly veiled peer of pity before you make your move. The fact is, not everyone is an brilliant and learned individual. A great many of you suck, and simply are too stupid to realize it. How do the high thinking members of society view you? (+5 to your self esteem if you recognize the photo above.) Let the judgment begin.
  • All questions and results are satire. Please don't go cutting yourself. This is NOT a serious personality profile - loosen up and have some fun. Updated 10/19/2007