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The Assassin's Guild Test

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  • Ever dreamed of being a hitman/hitchick? Well, you're in luck because the Assassin's Guild Local 007 is currently accepting applications to our apprenticeship program. First we need to ask some preliminary questions to see if you're qualified to be in the program, and, if so, what level of guild membership you qualify for upon acceptance.

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