New!   Incognito Mode. Now you can hand-select who sees you on OkCupid. That means total control of your visibility.

  • Ahoy there, matey! It's the middle of the night, and you just tucked a velvety fart under your pillow. Will the Assfairy visit you with her rubber gloves and swap that fart out for cash? That all depends...Take this test if you want to find out if you are worthy of a late-night visit from the Assfairy!