The Bambidexterity Test

"Purple Rain" by Prince

"I will Survive" by Gloria Gayner

"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot

"Friend is a Four Letter Word" by Cake

Elephant

Tiger cub

Dog

Penguin

I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Supplies!

You're a lucky, lucky little boy! You found the marble in the oatmeal. And you know what that means! YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

UHF

Pinky and the Brain

Animaniacs

Political Science

Chemical Engineering

Applied Linguistics

Sociology

my stomach

my eyes

my smile

my ass

Yes

No

I have very small feet

I have narrow feet

My toes are too long

I have wide feet

Under my left eye, on my cheek

Generally, it's covered by clothes

Under my right eye, on my cheek

On my chin