The Batman FUCK YEAH!! Test

Batman is one crazy fuck. He takes everything way too seriously. I mean, Katie Holmes tells him that he doesn't understand criminals, so he skips town for seven years to live in poverty, just to prove her wrong? And then when he finally DOES come back, he's convinced that putting on a rubber suit and a cape is the best way to go... The purpose of this test is to determine what YOU think is the most likely route Batman would go in each of these instances, provided he keeps the same level of literality and OCD: