• Welcome to the "Beauty beyond the beholder" test. This test is designed to test your ability to reflect your understanding of beauty, both inner and outer.

    On the test are pop culture questions, brain straining questions, shallow questions, common sense questions, deep philosophical questions and of course questions I have always wanted to ask.

    Some of these questions may offend you. Some of these questions may not apply to you. But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing: There is no sex in the Champagne room. None. Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne. You want sex. And there's no sex in the champagne room.

    Let's get started!