• I was slightly amused by the default message they had here, but being as it would definitley, (yes I know this is spelled incorrectly, I just like definitley better than definitely, the 't' and the 'l' look weird when they dip down to an 'e' in the middle. I don't know, I'm strange,) not waste enough time to just leave the default message alone, I shall write a new intro of hopefully equal brilliance. I shall now proceed to waste as much of your life as you choose to spend here. But worry not, it is not really being wasted. Really it is all part of my genius plan to take over the world for Eastern Simoa, (the spelling again is intentional, you just obviously aren't in the loop,) and The Good of The Cause. Right then; onwards.