Hello, Good Evening and Welcome to My Big Night out with Burpleston - yet another waste of time Test.
Well, people of a certain age used to shout What's on the end of your stick, Vic?. The question is now What's at the end of this test, Burpleston?. Simple. It's a Big Night Out. Just as it says in the headline - I kid you not.
I certainly won't be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Instead, I am going to arrange a night out and need to establish some basic details before I proceed. As anyone who had the misfortune to take my other test will know, there are no set right and wrong answers. And I promise not to read your individual answers, giggling merrily. If you haven't taken my other test, give it a try. It really lives down to its name, but you get a nice pair of boots at the end.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines ...