• Hey hey hey, if you've made it this far, you must like one of the things I listed in my test's title. Well who doesn't? I mean, seriously, boobs! Or booze! Or other stuff!

    This is a short test, designed to determine your inner balance and harmony. As related to boobs. Or some crap like that. Tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW to take my test - it's guaranteed 99.995% effective! This test applies to everyone in the known universe, with the following exceptions:


    Those older than 103
    Bears
    any of the members of Led Zeppelin except Jimmy Page
    stamp collectors
    the Rev. Jesse Jackson


    The test has not been tested and approved for the above groups, and should be taken with caution.

    Otherwise, enjoy!