• Greetings fellow rear admirers, and welcome to The Bootyology Test. [insert Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" here... aw yeah; I can feel ya dancin'.] I was inspired to write this test after taking The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test, which correctly pegged me as an ass-man. This led me to wonder exactly what kind of ass-man, am I? I figured some other people may have been asking themselves the same question, thought it might be fun to write a test, and VIOLA!, here we are.
  • This test will measure --assuming you're an ass-man-- exactly how lean or thick you prefer your posteriors. Some guys like 'em toned and tight; some guys like 'em round and full. Based on a few questions of opinion and some visual selections (what's a Bootyology test without booty pics?), we'll see what your particular tushy taste is. Gay guys, straight girls, feel free to play along. This is my first test, so feedback is welcome and encouraged. But enough talk; ON TO THE BOOTY!!