Hi there, all you super-smart smart people out there taking this test. As you may have guessed, it's 2 AM, and I'm bored. I recommend the same for you, or at least that you be bored, as this test is LONG. The test will ask you several different types of questions, seemingly at random, and in the end will tell you something you probably already knew about yourself (that's what shows it's a good test, right? If it told you something you couldn't confirm, you wouldn't be very impressed).
In any case, let's get started...or you can go do something else, if you'd rather. I'm entertained in either case.
EDIT: I redid the scoring, so now hopefully there won't be as many "You...poor person" people now.