• Hello, Internet boy. Welcome to the Boy in My Fantasies Test. If you're female, I recommend the Girl in My Fantasies Test by DaveBrubeck, which is, in fact, the inspiration for my test. Other than that, the two tests are unrelated. All right. Guys only, please!

    This test is does not assess your actual compatibility to me, as I did not include my preferred traits in males. Rather, it measures how well you match up to my fantasy boy. Just enjoy and answer the way you want.

    So...ready?