The Burpleston Basic deep and non meaningful waste of time Test

  • Salutations, Felicitations, Hello



    And welcome to my "The Burpleston Basic deep and non meaningful waste of time Test".

    I promise not to use advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. After all, I am not young enough to know everything. One of the things I don't know about is how many (if any) okcupidians could share an imaginary (or real) beverage of choice with the author of this test. So I suppose it could be called a compatibility test as well as parodic in nature.

    Enjoy
    Said in cheerful voice with hint of tired and grumpy undertone as I've been working on reports too long.

    TODO: REWRITE THIS WHEN I HAVE NOT HAD A GLASS OR TWO OF MERLOT.
    Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!