• It takes a special kind of person to date my friend Liz--the kind of person who can handle random bouts of The Princess Bride or Shakespeare, who can name the director of most movies worth seeing, and who can drink enough coffee in one day to support a small Columbian village for a month. Do you have what it takes?

    P.S. I am assuming that you are both attractive and male. If you are neither, this test will provide you with a brief diversion and nothing more.

    P.P.S. All who fail the quiz will be hunted down and decapitated. You decide which head we get to collect.