• Are you "aboot" to have a fit because you can't find ketchup-flavored potato chips? Are you angered when you're in America due to the lack of a quality beer? Are you or have you ever been a fan of peameal bacon? Are you perplexed when you get a five hundred dollar bill for medical care? Simply put, are you Canadian or have you ever simply wanted to be Canadian? I know I have. But, alas, I am American, born in the United States, a policeman to the world if I so desired. Anyways, there will be twenty questions on Canada, from its history and culture to its cuisine and politics. Best of luck.