• Greetings. For most of my life I played a game called Vampire:The Masquerade to the point where I woke up and went to bed thinking of nothing else. I no longer play because I storytold a chronicle that took at least a year to complete and had some players weeping at the end. There's no way I could ever top that so... But this test will tell you what clan you would enjoy playing your FIRST time. It analyzes on the basis of clan STEREOTYPES. A Clan in vampire is similar to the race/class distinction of D&D. If that means nothing to you, it describes who made you a vampire, and what family/profession/clique you belong to, but remember-advanced players should think character first, clan stereotype second. There could easily be a squeamish Tzimisce or atheist Setite out there somewhere, so don't limit yourself. As for you beginners, don't ALWAYS pick what YOU are like in real life or what you WISH you could be, also consider answers that would make a fun and INTERESTING character to play if you were the lead in a vampire film. Who would watch it if the main character had NO weaknesses and never felt sorrow? Who would enjoy playing a character that was just like them in real life? Too easy right? On a final note, if anything offends you, remember, I'm writing in character, and it's supposed to give you a feel for the World of Darkness. A place where things usually DON'T turn out all right and there ARE no clear cut good guys and bad guys. It's a world of dark shades of moral grey, but probably one of the most exciting settings I've ever had the pleasure of working with, have fun and be honest! No one will know what you answer! 2 IMPORTANT THINGS TO NOTE! If you get a 49%-51%, take the test again sometime, you'll likely get a different answer. Obviously it means you were on the borderline with another clan. And remember, I can't stress this enough, IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE CHOICES, SKIP THE QUESTION ENTIRELY OR IT WILL SCREW UP YOUR SCORE!