• Welcome to my Chocolate Test. I'll be examining your personality using proven techniques in order to provide you with a tangible image that you can use to explain your personality quirks to your friends. It's kind of like an astrological sign, but different. For instance, when a cop stops you for speeding you can say: "I'm sorry. It's totally my fault. But I'm a Chocolate-Covered Frozen Banana, and we all know how volatile Chocolate-Covered Frozen Bananas can be."