The Choose Your Fate, Save the World, Metaphorical Compatibility Test

  • Hi! And welcome to my Choose Your Fate, Save the World, Metaphorical Compatibility Test. This test will determine if you and I are destined to share a fairy tale-style Happily Ever After, assuming you believe in that kind of thing. If you don't, then this test is designed to amuse you and/or convince you that I have too much time on my hands, likely both.

    (It's also designed to be taken only by women in my age group. For those who don't fall into that category, there are many other Happily Ever Afters to choose from. Consult your fairy godmother, godfather, or the winged relation of your choice for details.)

    Ready? Okay. Once Upon a Time...