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The Clever Asshole or Dumb Idiot Test

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Written by Voodooist

Hi! Answer hornestly, and try to pick the answer that describes you the best, or the answer that you would be most likely to do in the real world. Anyway, I will determine if you are one of those "clever assholes" or maybe just a "DUMB Idiot"?! Enjoy.
1

NOTE: in all questions, imagine that theres no higher authority. You are at a party. A guy (incase you are a girl, a girl) comes up to you. And starts talking shit. He already pissed you a little off. But you choose to ignore it. Later on the night, when people is starting to leave the party, he's trying to humiliate you in some way.(use your imagination) what do you do?

I say something that sounds good, so people starts laughing at HIS ass!

I play along with him. Just laugh.. if it goes any further I knock him out and laugh again. Problem solved.

I KILL HIM!

I say something like "Faggot" or "fuck you".
2

Ok. A good start. Me and you are taking a ride in my car. I tell you to grab the wheel, while I light my cigarette. You say:

Ehm, ok.

Are you crazy?

Yeah, I guess you need that cigarette as much, as I need you to take care of my mom when I'm dead? (and you grab the wheel for a moment)
3

Ok, a guy you don't know very well, made you do something that made you look like a idiot, and he laughs. You:

Laugh and say: you got me on that one!

You don't get the fun part, and you call him "a big... faggot".

You trick his mind, and make HIM do something even funier.

Put him in an ackward lock, and say: Whos laughing now, moron!
4

You and your girlfriend are having a fight. What do you do?

I tell her/him to shove something up somewhere!

I try to win the discussion, and are comming with goodarguments. When she/he comes down with arguments, you are just sarcastic.

I just keep fighting, untill one of us get tired of it.

Say nothing. Sit down with my arms crossed.
5

The car is broke, so you gotta take the bus this morning. The bus is late, and when it finally arrives you are quite pissed, now you get late at work. What do you do?

I say: "next time, it would be nice if you hurried up a little." and then you smile.

I say: "you are late mann, fuck you!"

I tell him that he should eat more to get more fat on his right leg, and that time is money! Then you pay him less for the ride.

Should I do something?
6

Are you a dumb idiot?

No, I'm superman! Big muscles! so evil!

Yeah, sure. Do you need someone to wipe your ass? ..Sissy

No, but you're a dead idiot!

We are going to find out, aren't we?
7

Which of these characters would you prefer in a movie?

A violent and intelligent person.

Shoot and ask after-guy.

Nicolas cage.

Just someone being sarcastic, taking advantage of others, whooping ass, laughing and so on..
8

Ok. in this question you HAVE to be a clever asshole. You can't be a dumb idiot at least. (Or I could just say that to make a dumb idiot of you) No really, You will only score Clever assholepoints in this one. What would you do, if your best friend went on vacation, and he/she left her/his girl/boyfriend at home, and you knew that the one at home liked you would? (Remember. You are extremely attracted to this person, if not in love!)

Just pack my shit and go fuck her? and never tell your friend-dude on vacation.

Just pack my shit and go fuck her? and never tell your friend-dude on vacation.

Just pack my shit and go fuck her? and never tell your friend-dude on vacation.

Just pack my shit and go fuck her? and never tell your friend-dude on vacation.
9

You always wished that you could buy a computer, and now you got the chance! You can pick your dream machine. But right when you are going to buy it, someone tells you that you can save 1 or 2, maybe even 3 children in Africa from dying, if you give the money to them. What do you DO, (asshole)!?

Should I care? they'll die from aids or malaria anyway.. Give me that computer!

I give the money to the hungry children.. I might get the chance of buying a computer at another time.

I give the money to the children without a second thought! poor kids!

Buy computers and send them to the kids.
10

What music is coolest? or What music do you listen to?

Rap. They say such cool things.

Metal, they don't say cool things, they scream in a cool way!

Techno/hardstyle etc, Bom,Bom,BomBRRM,Bom,Bom,Bom,BRRM .. coool!

I don't care...
11

What's a "idiot"?

A serialkiller.

A guy that isn't very intelligent, and say stupid things. :)

Guys with a small dicks, big balls, and an IQ's below 80!

Jim carrey.
12

If you loose a online game, or just a computergame, what do you do?

Play again?

Tell the winner what mistakes he made, and then you beat him. (in game)

I write something like, "NOOOB.." and then you leave..

This is lame.
13

If you could choose between the options beneath, what would you do for a living?

I would be some jack-ass-dude and make a lot of evil pranks!

I would take money for beating up people.
14

Have you ever been called, "Idiot", "Asshole", "clever" or "dumb"?

Idiot or/and dumb

Asshole or/and clever

all four.

None of above.
15

Have you ever cheated on a significant other, and been happy with it? (She/he never found out)

Yep. and i'm happy.

Yep. and I'm happy. (and she/he DID figure it out!)

I have never cheated on someone.

I never cheated, but the thought has crossed my mind!
16

Do you like when someone is buying your diry tricks?

Yeah. They can just keep their eyes open.

No, they always pay back.

Everyone I know can't BUY tricks, coz they are poor, moron!!!

Yeah, even if it comes back around!
17

Did you talk back to your parents as child? (Mom: Jimmy, go clean your room! - You: NO, you do that!, or Dad: Jimmy go to bed! - You: YOU go to bet!)

Yeah, was pretty hard to push around with me i guess!

No I said something like: Bitch, Fuck you, or WHYYY... OR.. I just pulled a stupid face on and crossed my arms.

I did what they told me to do.

I never had parents.
18

If your girl/boyfriend cheated on YOU, how would you react?

Do something that hurts her/him/humiliates her/him or just some kind of revenge.

I just scream and call them names.

I beat up the one my girl/boyfriend was fucking/kissing!!!! That way, I pay her back and get my anger out.

I become sad/depressed/angry.
19

Okay. Almost there. Are you trying to be smarter than you actually are?

Yes

No