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I say something that sounds good, so people starts laughing at HIS ass!
I play along with him. Just laugh.. if it goes any further I knock him out and laugh again. Problem solved.
I KILL HIM!
I say something like "Faggot" or "fuck you".
Are you crazy?
Yeah, I guess you need that cigarette as much, as I need you to take care of my mom when I'm dead? (and you grab the wheel for a moment)
Laugh and say: you got me on that one!
You don't get the fun part, and you call him "a big... faggot".
You trick his mind, and make HIM do something even funier.
Put him in an ackward lock, and say: Whos laughing now, moron!
I tell her/him to shove something up somewhere!
I try to win the discussion, and are comming with goodarguments. When she/he comes down with arguments, you are just sarcastic.
I just keep fighting, untill one of us get tired of it.
Say nothing. Sit down with my arms crossed.
I say: "next time, it would be nice if you hurried up a little." and then you smile.
I say: "you are late mann, fuck you!"
I tell him that he should eat more to get more fat on his right leg, and that time is money! Then you pay him less for the ride.
Should I do something?
No, I'm superman! Big muscles! so evil!
Yeah, sure. Do you need someone to wipe your ass? ..Sissy
No, but you're a dead idiot!
We are going to find out, aren't we?
A violent and intelligent person.
Shoot and ask after-guy.
Just someone being sarcastic, taking advantage of others, whooping ass, laughing and so on..
Just pack my shit and go fuck her? and never tell your friend-dude on vacation.
Should I care? they'll die from aids or malaria anyway.. Give me that computer!
I give the money to the hungry children.. I might get the chance of buying a computer at another time.
I give the money to the children without a second thought! poor kids!
Buy computers and send them to the kids.
Rap. They say such cool things.
Metal, they don't say cool things, they scream in a cool way!
Techno/hardstyle etc, Bom,Bom,BomBRRM,Bom,Bom,Bom,BRRM .. coool!
I don't care...
A guy that isn't very intelligent, and say stupid things. :)
Guys with a small dicks, big balls, and an IQ's below 80!
Tell the winner what mistakes he made, and then you beat him. (in game)
I write something like, "NOOOB.." and then you leave..
This is lame.
I would be some jack-ass-dude and make a lot of evil pranks!
I would take money for beating up people.
Idiot or/and dumb
Asshole or/and clever
None of above.
Yep. and i'm happy.
Yep. and I'm happy. (and she/he DID figure it out!)
I have never cheated on someone.
I never cheated, but the thought has crossed my mind!
Yeah. They can just keep their eyes open.
No, they always pay back.
Everyone I know can't BUY tricks, coz they are poor, moron!!!
Yeah, even if it comes back around!
Yeah, was pretty hard to push around with me i guess!
No I said something like: Bitch, Fuck you, or WHYYY... OR.. I just pulled a stupid face on and crossed my arms.
I did what they told me to do.
I never had parents.
Do something that hurts her/him/humiliates her/him or just some kind of revenge.
I just scream and call them names.
I beat up the one my girl/boyfriend was fucking/kissing!!!! That way, I pay her back and get my anger out.
I become sad/depressed/angry.
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