• Hi! Answer hornestly, and try to pick the answer that describes you the best, or the answer that you would be most likely to do in the real world. Anyway, I will determine if you are one of those "clever assholes" or maybe just a "DUMB Idiot"?! Enjoy.
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    NOTE: in all questions, imagine that theres no higher authority. You are at a party. A guy (incase you are a girl, a girl) comes up to you. And starts talking shit. He already pissed you a little off. But you choose to ignore it. Later on the night, when people is starting to leave the party, he's trying to humiliate you in some way.(use your imagination) what do you do?

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    Ok. A good start. Me and you are taking a ride in my car. I tell you to grab the wheel, while I light my cigarette. You say:

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    Ok, a guy you don't know very well, made you do something that made you look like a idiot, and he laughs. You:

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    You and your girlfriend are having a fight. What do you do?

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    The car is broke, so you gotta take the bus this morning. The bus is late, and when it finally arrives you are quite pissed, now you get late at work. What do you do?

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    Are you a dumb idiot?

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    Which of these characters would you prefer in a movie?

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    Ok. in this question you HAVE to be a clever asshole. You can't be a dumb idiot at least. (Or I could just say that to make a dumb idiot of you) No really, You will only score Clever assholepoints in this one. What would you do, if your best friend went on vacation, and he/she left her/his girl/boyfriend at home, and you knew that the one at home liked you would? (Remember. You are extremely attracted to this person, if not in love!)

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    You always wished that you could buy a computer, and now you got the chance! You can pick your dream machine. But right when you are going to buy it, someone tells you that you can save 1 or 2, maybe even 3 children in Africa from dying, if you give the money to them. What do you DO, (asshole)!?

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    What music is coolest? or What music do you listen to?

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    What's a "idiot"?

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    If you loose a online game, or just a computergame, what do you do?

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    If you could choose between the options beneath, what would you do for a living?

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    Have you ever been called, "Idiot", "Asshole", "clever" or "dumb"?

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    Have you ever cheated on a significant other, and been happy with it? (She/he never found out)

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    Do you like when someone is buying your diry tricks?

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    Did you talk back to your parents as child? (Mom: Jimmy, go clean your room! - You: NO, you do that!, or Dad: Jimmy go to bed! - You: YOU go to bet!)

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    If your girl/boyfriend cheated on YOU, how would you react?

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    Okay. Almost there. Are you trying to be smarter than you actually are?