• So, you've done the bar/club circuit and have decided that such places are too loud, expensive, and/or intimidating to ply your pick-up lines in. Or maybe you're a recovering alcoholic, or maybe you find that people who go to bars and clubs are boring. In any case, you need a new scene. This test will determine whether you have the requisite patience, brains and pretentiousness to be a coffee shop pick-up artist.