This test is completely random. I really mean it, too. Nothing in here has any bearing on the real world. People who think this test is important deserve an instant 100 points on the Silliness factor. Thank you for playing, and have a wonderful test-taking experience!
Disclaimer: This test is in no way meant to be taken seriously. All questions come from my own insane imagination. Any resemblance to actual questions, whether living or dead, is entirely coincidental. And coincidentally, the answers mean nothing. Possibly the results mean nothing, as well. Taking this test will not enhance your life in any way, nor will it improve your sexual relationship, increase your health, or promote healthy hearts. Possible side effects of this test include dizziness, nausea, and a sense of having wasted a day of your life. Proceed at your own will. Slippery when wet.