• Welcome to my Completely Useless Information Quiz! Today I will be testing you on two incredibly important variables. The first is your ability to either know the answers to impossibly random trivia questions on an insanely broad range of topics. The second is your ability to pick out the most hilarious answer, should you not know the answer. You can really only do well in one category or the other, but at least this way you *might* do well picking the funny one, cuz you're not likely to get the actual answers. Best of luck, my little trivia-monsters!