• This is 4 variable assessment of general coolness. However, since coolness is pretty much subjective and because I'm not a sociologist, the criteria for this test is going to be whether I would think you are cool to hang out with, which really makes this test another one of those "are you compatible with me tests," Except not really because I'm married, but anyway I'll try to make it more interesting than that... I'm really writing it to take this quiz writing engine to the limit and try to use as many metrics as I can to produce a very complex assessment. As an additional note, be sure to read the instructions carefully.