• A questionably wise friend once told me that the ideal girlfriend is simultaneously cute, cool and low-maintenance. Cute is something we can get a handle on by looking at profiles, but cool and low-maintenance are things we can at least TRY to quantify. Then again, maybe my friend is a biscuithead and has no idea what he's talking about. But I can't think of a better subject for a test right now. Without further ado...